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Sunday, 12 October 2025

Carved (2024)


An ancient mutant pumpkin deity witnesses a pumpkin carving massacre and decides to preemptively slaughter all humans in this cheesy creature feature. The premise is fine, it's the flat, boring execution that makes this a snoozefest.

1 tendril out of 5