Witchboard (2024)

Ah shit, here we go again. Another remake that completely loses its original appeal. In actuality, it bears little resemblance to the 1986 film, including the inane decision to replace the Ouija board with an ancient pendulum board that looks more like a dartboard. Except this one misses the mark completely. Regardless of superficial plot changes, I was utterly bored throughout.

1 cat thief out of 5

The Mask (1994)

Stanley Ipkiss is a mild-mannered bank teller who is treated like a doormat by all until he comes across a magical mask that taps into his id and unleashes his inner superhero. Full of trademark catchphrases and Carrey's dynamic ability to turn himself into a cartoon character, the CGI is almost unnecessary here.

Based on the Dark Horse comic of the same name, the bright and bold color scheme at times reminded me of Batman Forever, which Carrey would go on to star in the next year, while Cameron Diaz (in her first role) is smokin' hot as a femme fatale that brings to mind Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

It's a bit of self-indulgence and wish fulfillment, but satisfying at every turn.

4 wolf whistles out of 5