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Tuesday, 12 August 2025

Porky's: Pimpin' Pee Wee (2009)


This is what I learned is called an "ashcan copy." Which means the only reason it got made is to keep the rights from expiring. The editing is atrocious and the jokes are mostly non-existent, but it's filthy and the titties are plentiful. Essentially a rehash of the first film (except all the characters are inexplicably in college now), it contains more nudity in the first two minutes than the first three films combined. There is a surprisingly well thought out plot about needing to quickly raise money by running a rival whorehouse in competition with Porky's, which is far more clever than any of the other movies attempted to be. What's inexplicable to me is that this was still better than either of the official sequels. Sometimes just leaning into the shittiness is enough to gain my respect. It's essentially softcore porn, but at least it's honest about it.

2 cursed glory holes out of 5

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