WWE wrestler Kane makes his "acting" debut in porn director Gregory Dark's paint-by-numbers horror film See No Evil.
A hulking dim-witted murderer picks off a group of snotty American teenagers, each representing one of the seven sins, all of whom are played a pack of Aussies doing a dismal job at hiding their accents. If it's mindless brutal violence you're looking for then you might find some interest in this. If it's anything remotely scary or surprising then you're better off eating a box of laxatives and wait to see where that takes you. It's troubled by jarring edits, out-of-date camera tricks and shaky zooms that annoy more than excite. There's a few moments that caught my interest as a gorehound but the rest left much to be desired.
1 tasty telephone out of 5
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