HOLIDAYS [2016]

A gaggle of genre directors (including Kevin Smith & Nicholas McCarthy) band together to create Holidays, a pretty tedious horror anthology that is more huge miss than minor hit.
Nobody seems to have brought their A-game to this mess of a film and it hurts the enjoyment of it quite a bit.  There's a few moments of interest, mostly Nicholas McCarthy's hilariously offensive Easter segment but you're better off avoiding this uninspired amateurish shit-fest at nearly all costs.

1 Jesus Bunny out of 5

Priest (2011)

Took me two separate viewings to get through it all, but I was vigilant. Super Priests vs. Vampires. What the hell was I expecting? Boring, shallow, two-dimensional (what is...this movie, Alex?) Not worth the 15 minutes it took me to download it for free.

0 crucifix throwing stars out of 5