Monday, 31 October 2016
ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE 
Some crazed dude dresses up as Santa, murders people and mutilates their naughty bits with a pair of hedging shears and that's about it.
After a particularly vicious opening scene it all seems to fall into a pit of really really bad, like A Talking Cat?!? bad, only with homicidal Christmas cheer. It doesn't really offer any real surprises other than a wild card Alice in Wonderland dress tossed in for whatever reason. No matter how bad it gets there's just something alluringly awful about it that won't allow you to dismiss it as quick as you probably should.
2 wild wheelchair rides out of 5