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Wednesday 11 January 2012

Tekken : Blood Vengeance (2011)

This crap takes place between Tekken 5 and Tekken 6.
CGI. Fights. Up-skirt pubescent wank fantasy.
  
0 don't bring your panda to school out of 5

2 comments:

Impudent Urinal said...

Not even any cool fights to squeeze out a 1?
Damn.

Dr Faustus said...

It had a panda that watched TV.
I saw a review for this in a magazine a few days ago. They gave it a lot more than I did. I should find out where they live and buy some kerosene on the way there.