Wrestler Bill Goldberg plays a jacked demonic Santa with attitude, free from a thousand year curse. The first four minutes of this movie is killer. The rest fails to live up to it, but still pretty damn fun if you're tired of the typical Christmas offerings. The one ingredient a lot of Christmas horror movies are missing is irreverence and this one has a heaping dose of it. With repeat viewings over the years, it's bound to become a staple of the season. Pair it with Krampus.
3 curling matches out of 5

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A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.