In the third installment of the Twisted Childhood Universe (TCU), a no-budget horror reimagining of beloved characters, Peter Pan is a Pennywise-knockoff who abducts little children with promises of Neverland, while Tinker Bell plays his transgender lover who's strung out on pixie dust. I swear, this shit keeps getting worse. I get no pleasure whatsoever out of viewing this trash.
You might ask yourself, then: Why do I subject myself to this drivel, knowing that it actively causes me harm? It's a little thing called mental illness.
0 Lost Boys out of 5
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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.