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Thursday, 29 October 2026

Hallowarrior (2026)

Ever wonder what happened to that little girl from Hereditary? Apparently, she wound up in an apocalyptic wasteland where she still clings to Halloween as her identity, as she fends off against intruders trying to make off with her secret stash of treats. It's another indie movie where not a whole lot happens, but it's festive enough that you can safely leave it on in the background while you attend to other matters and don't have to worry about missing anything.

½ candy rations out of 5

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