An ancient mutant pumpkin deity witnesses a pumpkin carving massacre and decides to preemptively slaughter all humans in this cheesy creature feature. The premise is fine, it's the flat, boring execution that makes this a snoozefest.
1 tendril out of 5
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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.