What a piece of fucking shit. This ghost hunter "documentary" purports to be a true story. I thought it would be like a YouTuber's version of The Blair Witch Project, but there's nothing scary about it. It's not horror; hell, it's barely even a movie. It has the audacity to offer an "inspirational" message at the end of it, even though it's clearly all fake, staged bullshit. What a waste of time and life.
The fact that this was released in theaters (for a week engagement) is a travesty and an insult to every patron's intelligence. This zero rating is so justified, it actually manages to lower the bar for every other movie. I'm ashamed to wipe my nuts on it.
0 Skinwalkers out of 5
It's bad enough when people name their children after anime characters. What can you possibly expect out of someone named after cheese?
ReplyDeleteI had no idea what it was when I snuck into it. I saw it for free, but I still feel ripped off. Probably the worst thing I've ever seen in a movie theater, and that's saying a lot.
ReplyDeleteThe movie poster is a 'five-mins in photoshop' job, and four of those mins were probably spent choosing which font to use.
ReplyDeleteI love how you have to squint for every word except PARANORMAL. Very manipulative trash, but yeah, that terrible hack job should have been the tip-off.
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