Any forward-thinking viewer will have figured out the majority of the plot before even eight minutes have ticked away. If you stay for the duration you'll be rewarded with overly-enthusiastic slow motion death throes and explosions that cast baddies in silhouette. Yeah, it's that kind of film.
1½ bipedal snakes out of 5
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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.