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Thursday 9 April 2015

Killer Mermaid (2014)

aka Nymph

Broken English and bad choices encumber this aquatic horror about a dark secret off a Greek coast. Pressured into visiting a local tourist attraction off the beaten path, a group of friends stumble upon the ancient creature. With a lackluster opening, the story continues with characters stepping into one bad situation after another. Any story would be incomplete without a few wrong moves, but these people were hopeless. Despite the lofty screen presence of Veteran actor Franco Nero and a few effectively creepy scenes with the mermaid, this film is one false step for any horror fan.

1½ buckets of human chum out of 5

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