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Thursday 18 December 2014

OUIJA [2014]

Ouija doesn't have a lot going for it before it even gets out of the gate.
A horror film based on a Hasbro board game, produced by Michael Bay, directed by Stiles White (the guy who sloppily wrote Knowing and The Possession) and starring a bunch of young TV stars from Bates Motel, Teen Wolf and The Secret Life Of An American Teenager.
Still interested?  Then you have a great threshold of pain from flat-lining performances, laughable dialogue and general all around lameness.  

1 dip in the pool out of 5

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