A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)

I've seen some shitty vampire films in my time but this takes the cake. It’s the story of a heartless father and his chip off the old block son, both of whom end up in the titular Maine town that's now completely overrun with vampires. Everything, I do mean everything, acting, editing, music, etc, is appalling, or possibly hilarious depending on your level of sobriety.

0½ a cow-tip out of 5