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Friday 7 March 2014

Romeo Must Die (2000)

Sometimes you expect a turd.
Sometimes expectations are met.
Bad music. Bad acting. Bad editing. Bad dialogue.
Hopefully this’ll be the worst movie I watch this year.

0½ x-ray out of 5
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3 comments:

  1. cuckoo7 March 2014 at 09:03

    XD You keep watching Bartkowiak's shitty movies.

    He'll be the new Mick Garris before soon.

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  2. Dr Faustus7 March 2014 at 16:16

    Feck! I’ve did three of them?! Doom was semi-enjoyable in places. :erm:

    Mick will cling to his dubious accolade for all he’s worth. “If you take that away from me, I’ll have nothing… nothing!”

    I see you found my secret buttery text! ^_^ Well played, sir.

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  3. cuckoo7 March 2014 at 21:35

    Your buttery text reeked of barnfeed and scented hand cream.

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