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Tuesday 8 October 2013

The Guru (2002)

I like Marisa Tomei, so I thought, ‘Sure, why not? It can’t be as bad as the cover suggests.’ I made a grievous error.
There’s a porn star, a clingy new-age seeker of spirituality and a gobshite in a turban that becomes the Guru of sex. Now if anyone asks you what the film is about you can tell them without having to ever endure it.

0½ shattered shanti out of 5
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2 comments:

  1. cuckoo8 October 2013 at 20:52

    Christ.

    The cover screams "SHITFEST ALERT".

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  2. Dr Faustus9 October 2013 at 10:15

    I know, it's a deafening scream. I had a moment of weakness.

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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.