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Saturday 26 October 2013

Double Dragon (1994)

This exists.  o_0

After 15 minutes you'll maybe wish it didn't.

After 25 minutes you'll maybe wish you didn't.

0½ a neck blister out of 5
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4 comments:

  1. cuckoo26 October 2013 at 10:39

    Don't leave us hanging....what about 35 minutes?

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  2. cuckoo26 October 2013 at 10:40

    ...and I didn't think Scott Wolf could look any fruitier than he already did.

    ...after seeing that poster art...I discover I was wrong.

    So very very wrong.

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  3. Dr Faustus26 October 2013 at 11:22

    At 35 minutes, and having to endure the added misery of Alyssa Milano appearing, my will to live was almost gone...

    But then I remembered I had some Bourbon Creams in the cupboard, and that made life rosy again.

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  4. cuckoo26 October 2013 at 12:09

    Tony Danza will fight you.

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