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Wednesday 7 August 2013

VAMPIRES SUCK [2010]

Shitty spoofsters Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg take the Twilight franchise out for a spin with disastrous results in Vampires Suck.
There's a minor chuckle every five minutes but it really isn't much when you take in consideration the shit you're subjected to in between.  Jenn Proske does a humorous job at mimicking Kristen Stewart's constipated twitchy "I'm going to barf" face but that charm wears off pretty quick.  It's no surprise to anyone that the movie suc---
...fuck it.

½ drinking & gambling werewolves out of 5
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3 comments:

  1. Dr Faustus7 August 2013 at 18:09

    Why? 0_o

    Was it a bet? Did you win?

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  2. cuckoo7 August 2013 at 18:13

    :rofldata:

    I happened to turn on the TV as soon as it started.
    I'm a sucker for that for some reason. As soon as I see and hear the opening studio logos for a movie I'm sucked in.

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  3. Dr Faustus7 August 2013 at 18:23

    Ah, the old dah-dah-dah-daaaah-dah-dah-daaaah-daah-daaaah-bum-ba-dum.

    It appears to have been the most exciting part.

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