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Wednesday 10 July 2013

Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

Joe Average returns to his home town twenty-seven years after leaving and is haunted by the ghosts of his past.
The most exciting thing is the title, which speaks volumes as to the content, because the title isn't even that good. It's based on a short story that should've stayed a short story because it made a pretty awful film. Somehow it spawned two sequels. Wish me luck.

1½ asshole greasers out of 5
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3 comments:

  1. cuckoo10 July 2013 at 23:08

    This isn't Mick Garris.

    What the hell is going on here?

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  2. Dr Faustus10 July 2013 at 23:39

    He better watch out, the title 'King of King crap' is being contested. The breadth of turd reaches further than even we'd imagined.

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  3. cuckoo11 July 2013 at 01:22

    If it makes you like anymore, you'll be happy to know he got his start working as a receptionist for George Lucas' Star Wars Corporation. XD

    Mick can do no wrong.

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