Chernobyl Diaries had the haunting premise, setting and atmosphere to be a truly frightening horror film and it breaks my heart to see it completely waste that wonderful opportunity.
Written by Paranormal Activitiy's Oren Pali and 2 guys who usually write for The Asylum films should have tipped me off how "bleh" this was going to be. The characters are so paper thin it's hard to hate or like them when they get in these situations void of any suspense or scares.
Yawn. Longest 86 minutes ever.
1 fucking radioactive bear from Hell out of 5
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