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Thursday 21 June 2012

Troll 2 (1990)

A vacationing family is terrorised by a gaggle of vegetarian goblins (I don’t know the collective term for vegetarian goblins, so I'm winging it) who want to turn them into plants so they can eat them. I'm not making this shit up; I couldn't even if I tried.
There are no trolls. They're goblins. I'm no authority on the anatomical differences between a troll and a goblin, but they were definitely goblins. Perhaps the part of the script that had trolls was used to wipe someone’s ass during shooting. Believe it or not, I actually enjoyed the shitfest. It fits snugly on the 'so bad it's good' shelf.

1½ times I've been successfully trolled (or goblined) out of 5
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6 comments:

  1. Marceline21 June 2012 at 16:06

    This movie is the best kind of terrible. It's completely, totally awful but it's never boring.

    1.5 kids pissing on hospitality out of 5.

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  2. Dr Faustus21 June 2012 at 16:25

    That scene was great. :p

    The crazy woman was enthusiastic. I bet she's a goddess in the Am Dram community.

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  3. Marceline21 June 2012 at 16:32

    She has a YouTube channel! Not much there, though:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/troll2queen

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  4. cuckoo21 June 2012 at 19:07

    "I actually enjoyed this shitfest"

    It avoided the PoS title too?

    O_O

    Well, that's no fun.

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  5. Dr Faustus21 June 2012 at 19:31

    I was going to make a new "so bad it's good" label for it. :)

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  6. cuckoo21 June 2012 at 19:33

    Do eeeeeet.

    It won't be used often but when it does it will taste so good.

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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.