Teen-movies have almost no value as films once you're out of your teens. Teen horror is the same. Screaming blondes that can only count to 5 because that’s how many fingers they have on one hand, or more likely how many dicks they sucked the night before in the barn, scream as they run and scream as they die! Final Destination is different; it’s a teen movie that kills off the irritating teens in happy joy-joy ways with almost no screaming. That's really its only appeal. The acting is bad. The editing is bad. The script is bad. The direction is bad. Even Tony Todd embarrassed himself.
1 hurry up and die in a ludicrous way or I'm hitting the stop button out of 5
I kinda like this one.
ReplyDeleteGlen Morgan & James Wong took the "teen slasher" flick and twisted it a bit with their own X-files style.
Not great but compared to shit like Urban Legend, Valentine's Day and I Know What Cunt Did Last Summer, it deserves more than a single star.
2.5 John Denver conveniences out of 5