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Wednesday 11 January 2012

Tekken : Blood Vengeance (2011)

This crap takes place between Tekken 5 and Tekken 6.
CGI. Fights. Up-skirt pubescent wank fantasy.
  
0 don't bring your panda to school out of 5
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2 comments:

  1. Impudent Urinal6 February 2012 at 01:10

    Not even any cool fights to squeeze out a 1?
    Damn.

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  2. Dr Faustus6 February 2012 at 18:44

    It had a panda that watched TV.
    I saw a review for this in a magazine a few days ago. They gave it a lot more than I did. I should find out where they live and buy some kerosene on the way there.

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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.