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Tuesday 8 November 2011

Blade (1998)

The Taxdodger is the Daywalker. He kills vamps and strikes poses in dark shades; he doesn't actually need them, he just likes to look cool as he tears out throats with his bare hands. Most of the time he looks a chump.
If you scratch beneath the surface of Blade the plot, about a blood god that'll do something or other, I forget, it was dull, is terrible, really awful. If your expectations are adjusted well enough, however, it's entertaining for about 90 minutes; but the big showdown was a big letdown.

3 for Traci Lords with her clothes on out of 5
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8 comments:

  1. budarc8 November 2011 at 18:47

    I felt the same way about it. It's still the only one worth watching out of the 3.

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  2. cuckoo8 November 2011 at 18:50

    I really don't like this one.

    It's a 2 from me.

    I really like II for what it is though. 3½ maybe.

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  3. Dr Faustus8 November 2011 at 18:55

    Number 3 was arse paper.
    I didn't even get to the end of it.

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  4. cuckoo8 November 2011 at 18:57

    I never saw III.

    Had no interest.

    Snipes is like Neg's Boof to me.

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  5. budarc8 November 2011 at 19:52

    Was 2 better than 1? I really don't remember.

    I can't get the bad taste of 3 out of my mouth.

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  6. Dr Faustus8 November 2011 at 19:55

    Number 2 was Del Toro. It had ninjas.
    I can't remember much else.
    I don't have it so can't wipe my Nuts on it.

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  7. budarc8 November 2011 at 20:08

    I thought 1 was Del Toro. :shock:

    It's been a few years...

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  8. Impudent Urinal6 February 2012 at 01:56

    3½ It helped back then when you didn't advertise it as a comic book film out of 5

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