Night of the Demons (2010)

This isn't the worst remake I've ever seen, but it just cannot capture the magic of the original. Combines a few elements of the three films, but for the most part it's taken in a completely different direction. This time Angela (the chief demon) is played by Shannon Elizabeth, but the make-up effects are rather disappointing when compared to the rest of the series. Not to mention the cheesiness factor is cut down by at least half. Probably more satisfying than I give it credit for; I've been a fan of the original for so long that I can't get past how derivative this one feels.

2.5 lipsticks inserted into nipples out of 5