An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

Meh. You can tell the difference between an ‘80s movie and a ‘90s movie right off the bat. For one, the music choices. Awful. And the shitty CGI dates it even worse. The story involves a dumbass deciding to bungee jump off the Eiffel Tower, meets a girl (read: werewolf) who's about to commit suicide, stops her/it, then gets involved in a nonsensical plot involving some sort of werewolf serum or some shit like that. I don’t know. It’s dumb.

1.5 condom balloons out of 5