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Sunday 25 September 2011

TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON [2011]

I walked out of the theater at the hour and fifteen minute mark of this shitfest. So I figured if budarc could sit through Priest twice then I could sit through this beginning to end.
I'm not sorry I missed the remainder of the movie, however I would have liked to have seen the final hour in IMAX 3D, with the exception of the final showdown which is a HUGE letdown. Giant robots fight. Things go boom in slow-motion. Plenty of ass shots...and that's just Shia's face. Victoria Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets plenty of exploitive shots as well.
As a CGI effect and sound effects film this is a work of art...for story, acting, direction and anything else is a steaming pile of shit.

1 "Missed It By That Much" out of 5
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2 comments:

  1. budarc25 September 2011 at 18:28

    "Plenty of ass shots...and that's just Shia's face."

    :loldata:

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  2. budarc29 September 2011 at 09:26

    A 1 from me, too.

    The humans were the only entertaining part of the whole thing. CGI robots are boring. There are a few mindblowing sequences near the end of the flick, but I just didn't care.

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