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Friday 9 September 2011

Shark Night 3D (2011)

How do these movies keep getting made? Watching bad movies makes me both feel better and hate myself at the same time. These kinds of movies exist for only one purpose: to showcase beautiful young people with their perfect bodies in an exotic setting. To put it simply, it's boring, and it contains none of the humor in the recent Piranha 3D to even keep you watching it. A waste of time from every perspective.

0 boob shots out of 5
(That's right, there's absolutely no female nudity in this. Fuck this stupid movie up its stupid fucking ass.)
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4 comments:

  1. Dr Faustus9 September 2011 at 09:19

    Your first big fat zero! It must have been real arse-paper to warrant that.

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  2. budarc9 September 2011 at 21:43

    I was looking back to see if you were right...actually, I gave a 0 to George Romero's "Deadtime Stories" (piece of arse-paper) and a -1 to "Take Me Home Tonight." :P

    Damn, I'm much too generous with these reviews.

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  3. Dr Faustus10 September 2011 at 06:21

    We are using minus numbers now?
    Shit just got real. :) Bring on the Uwe.*

    *No, don't. Really.
    Life is too short for Boll-ox...

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  4. Impudent Urinal6 February 2012 at 03:31

    0 boob shots....
    Horror and titties have always been part and parcel. What the hell?

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