This Creepshow/Tales from the Crypt/Darkside-style anthology flick (which took 15 years to get released) plays like a lesson in bad horror conventions from the 1980s. The tongue-in-cheekiness is the only thing that saves it from getting a big fat zero. Horrible, bad, and terrible, all in one convenient package.½ grotesque vacuum monster out of 5
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“Where we’re going, we don’t need ________”
A) Mom’s permission. B) Roads. C) Pants.