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Monday 26 September 2011

Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)

Holy mother of fuck. Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life, and I don't put that lightly. Shot on home video, poorly dubbed, horrendously acted, with the most repugnant "musical" score ever known to man. Notable I guess for the scene where a ventriloquist dummy rapes a virgin Christian woman. This in turn opens up a deep sexual awakening in her, except she can only be satisfied by the doll. I felt like I was watching a fucked up porno for the most part. Unforgettable...for better or for worse.

A surefire recipient of the Nutshell Turd Award.

0 puppets scare the living shit out of me out of 5

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