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Sunday 21 August 2011

Take Me Home Tonight (2011)

A huge lump of a turd masked by your typical '80s playlist. Managed to be unfunny, clichéd and unoriginal, with no redeeming feature whatsoever, which is a feat in itself. It did, however, succeed in boring me and inspiring me to kill myself. Why do I torture myself like this?

-1 snort of cocaine out of 5

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